Jump off a bridge specification

RFC Editor USC/ISI Jan 2011

Official Jump off a bridge protocol standards

Status of This Memo This memo provides information for the Internet community. It does not specify an Internet standard of any kind. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.

Table of contents

1. Overview

2. Jump

3. Die

4. Overview

This memo contains a snapshot of the state of jumping off the bridge protocols used in the Internet, as determined by the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF). It is a 21 January 2011 snapshot of the current official protocol standards list and the Best Current Practice list, which is updated daily and is available from the RFC Editor Web site.

2. Jump

All vendors must now jump off a bridge. The bridge height must be a least 746 ft, a vendor MUST NOT use any type of equipment to prevent certain death. Whilst in the motion of certain death I suggest the following phrase "Arrrrrgggghhh I wish I hadn't followed this stupid specif...SPLAT."

3. Die *

You are now dead and have successfully followed the specification.

• This specification is a joke, I am not actually responsible for any Opera developers actually following this specification.